Roasted 2 years ago based on ‎'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, welcome to the Spotify profile of a self-proclaimed music connoisseur who appears to have confused "variety" with "complete identity crisis." Your favorite genres read like a high school music project gone horribly wrong. Rage rap and K-Pop? It’s like pairing hot sauce with vanilla ice cream—an absolute disaster, yet strangely compelling. Glitchcore and hyperpop both sound like your musical taste was just left on random at a bargain bin. I applaud your commitment to confusion; it’s all very avant-garde. And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. “Destroy Lonely” seems like a fitting label for you; I’ve never seen someone so dedicated to their own musical solitude. Seriously though, Bladee and Ken Carson? What’s next, a Spotify account entirely dedicated to artists who make soundscapes resembling broken vacuum cleaners? And let’s not overlook the glaring absence of any artists that aren’t trying to sound as tweaked as your playlist looks—maybe you should branch out a little. Or, you know, insist on listening to two versions of the same K-Pop song back-to-back until the world decides you’ve suffered enough. Your most played songs tell a story as coherent as a toddler's bedtime tale—yet it’s somehow simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. "Love War" and "Heart Attack" in heavy rotation? Looks like you've found the soundtrack of a bad rom-com only you would watch through foggy lenses. And honestly, with "OMG" by NewJeans as a top track, I'm starting to believe your Spotify wrapped will just be one long scream for help. Here’s to hoping the algorithm figures out that you’re in dire need of a therapist and not just another mix—the humanity!

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