Roasted 7 months ago based on Skyler's long term Spotify stats.

Skyler, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s first attempt at crafting an identity, with more genre confusion than a jack-of-all-trades who hasn’t mastered any. It’s like you took a dartboard of music and just blindfolded yourself with the hope of hitting something cool, but instead, you hit a tragic mix of Christian karaoke and country heartbreak ballads. I mean, do you have a playlist called "Songs for when I pray about my ex"? We get it; your spirit is uplifting, but your playlist is bringing me down. I see you’ve got Brandon Lake on repeat like he’s the only guy who can empathize with your daily struggles. I mean, come on, there's an entire world of music out there that doesn't involve begging God to bring you a parking spot. And can we talk about that “Pop Worship” genre? That’s not a genre, that’s just an existential cry for help! You’ve combined the fervor of “Rock,” the chill of “Rap,” and the soul of “Christian Pop,” but somehow you’ve ended up with a musical stew that even your most devout friends wouldn’t bless at a church potluck. Your top songs feel like the soundtrack to an awful motivational seminar. “COUNT ‘EM”? Sweetheart, the only things you’re counting are how many times you play the same song on repeat. And when “Piano Man” slips in like an unwanted guest at a holy gathering, it’s a sign that you’ve completely lost the plot. So here’s a friendly suggestion: broaden your horizons just a tad, or I have a feeling your Spotify Wrapped is going to be as predictable as a sermon about love on Valentine's Day.

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