Roasted 2 years ago based on always1204's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, always1204, a Spotify profile that reads like the playlist for a rained-out Renaissance Faire. With favorite genres that somehow manage to sound like a hipster potion recipe, you make it clear that your musical taste is as niche as it is tragic. Who knew “Dark Cabaret” and “Dungeon Synth” were not only real things but also the soundtrack to your last family gathering? Trust me; when you crank “Celtic” jams, even the Celtic gods roll their eyes. At this point, you’re one obscure album away from being the musical equivalent of that person who insists on discussing their extensive collection of taxidermy. Your top artists list is a dubious mix, practically screaming “I’m the friend who brings a ukulele to parties and plays songs nobody wants to hear.” Nox Arcana and Emilie Autumn? Wow, your playlist could probably use a little sunlight. And let’s not even get started on “Antiviral Pop.” Is that an actual genre, or did you just Google “weird music” while nursing that very specific existential crisis? If I had a penny for every time someone asked you to turn down “Otacore,” I’d have just enough to fund your escape to a more mainstream sound. It’s time to re-evaluate what “popular” means, my dear. Now, let’s review your most played tracks. Did you curate this list while crying over a slice of gluten-free cake? The mournful “Unquiet Grave”? Sure, but let’s face it—you’ve put more thought into that song than your last relationship. “Montero (Call Me By Your Name) [Medieval Version]”? You’ve really taken that “goblin mode” meme to heart, haven’t you? It’s like you want to single-handedly bring back a musical era that wasn’t even good enough for a Netflix special. Here’s a tip: when the soundtrack to “Pride & Prejudice” is your five-star banger, it might be time for a musical intervention. So go ahead, keep vibing in your fog of flutes and spectral sounds, but deep down, you know you’re just one pop song away from a full-blown identity crisis.

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