Roasted 1 month ago based on nicklas's long term Spotify stats.

Nicklas, your Spotify playlist reads like a teen’s secret journal that got infiltrated by a confused adult trying their best to connect with the youth. Bedroom Pop? Really? I didn’t know you were building a sonic sanctuary to cry into your pillow while contemplating if wearing Crocs is socially acceptable. And let’s not even get started on German Hip Hop—nothing screams “I’m an international man of mystery” quite like belting out tracks from artists that even Google can’t find without a VPN. Your top artists list is a riveting mix of emotional turmoil and angsty doodles in a high school locker. Seriously, you’ve got a lineup that looks like it was handpicked during a late-night TikTok binge. Are you trying to set the world record for most songs sung by people who sound one heartbreak away from adopting a million cats? And what’s with the balance of indie and nu-metal in there? It’s like you can't decide between vibing in your room with some soft tunes or getting absolutely obliterated at a Hinder concert from 2003. And let’s talk about your “Most Played Songs.” The only thing more predictable than your obsession with Clairo is the way Mr. Brightside has been playing out at every sad boy’s karaoke night since 2004. Who hurt you, Nicklas? “LEGO Ninjago The WEEKEND WHIP” is a bold choice as your guilty pleasure, and speaks volumes about your ability to take an emotional dive into childhood nostalgia while gasping for air in your current existential crisis. But hey, at least you're not boring—you’re just excellently confused.

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