Roasted 10 months ago based on b7x5's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, b7x5, let’s dive right in. Your Spotify profile looks like the cringiest middle school talent show lineup — a chaotic blend of K-Pop, T-Pop, and some confusing obsession with "noise music." Honestly, the only time noise is musical is when it's coming from a toddler throwing a tantrum. You’re like if the nerdy kid in gym class took up every interest known to man — congratulations on proudly planting your flag in the land of musical confusion, where even the Spotify algorithm throws up its hands in despair. Now let's talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift and SEVENTEEN? It's like you’re trying to bridge the gap between a Saturday night drama and an awkward Korean romance. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. The fact that "I'd Hate to Be My Friend" by MICO is up there says volumes about your social life. With a playlist that sounds like the world's worst karaoke night, it’s a miracle you still have friends willing to put up with this audio assault. Spoiler alert: they’re not here for your choice in bops but for the free snacks. And what's with all the genres? You’ve got K-Rap listed under favorite genres while your top songs are all the emotional ballads that make us wonder if you ever cried watching a rom-com. You’re basically a walking musical identity crisis! You’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I’m still figuring it out, please help me!” With a profile like this, the only thing louder than your noise music is the deafening silence of people trying to understand your sonic journey. Maybe it’s time to reconsider your selections before you go down as the personification of Spotify's worst "Discover Weekly."

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