Roasted 8 months ago based on Raf's long term Spotify stats.

Raf, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help wrapped in a hoodie. Seriously, how many subgenres can you squeeze into one list? It’s like you took a trip into a Hot Topic clearance section and decided to recreate your emotional turmoil through a playlist. Who hurt you, man? Because I think I can name at least eight artists who couldn't care less about the existential dread you’re attempting to soundtrack. Talk about music choices—the only thing worse than your favorite genres is the sound of your own thoughts while listening to them! Your top artists look like the lineup for a "Sad Boy Summer" convention. Do you even have any happy songs on there, or do you just vibe with the pessimism to drown out your own life decisions? Because when I see "$uicideboy$" next to "Mac Miller," it feels a little like mixing grape soda with bleach—good idea in theory, tragic outcome in reality. Out of all the talented musicians in the world, you managed to curate a playlist that screams, "I can’t commit to therapy, but I will commit to this self-indulgent misery soundtrack." And can we talk about your most played songs? "Morning Dew" by Xavier Wulf? Please, that’s just the soundtrack to a high school lunch table where everyone pretends to understand their emotions through poorly-worded poetry. And "Someone Like You" by Mac Miller? That’s not just a song choice; it’s basically a musical "let’s reminisce over life’s regrets" prompt. At this point, you could probably just change your name to “Raf the Sad Rap Aficionado” and call it a day. It’s almost impressive how dedicated you are to angst. So here’s my heartfelt advice: diversify, my dude! Because right now, your Spotify looks like the last place anyone wants to visit on a Saturday night.

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