Roasted 23 days ago based on ︎︎★'s long term Spotify stats.

Look, I know music is a sacred space for many, but with a profile like yours, you’re practically begging to be roasted. Your favorite genres read like a list of things I’d rather stick needles in my eyes than listen to on repeat. K-Pop to Japanese Classical? That's the musical equivalent of wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a funeral – just a little too confusing and totally inappropriate. And don’t even get me started on “Hyperpop.” That genre should come with a warning: listen at your own risk of causing permanent ear damage and an existential crisis. And those artists? It’s like you took a personality quiz and got the response: "conformity with a sprinkle of weekly angst." Sabrina Carpenter is cool and all, but unless you're the proud parent of a preteen girl, there’s no excuse for having her in your top three. It’s not even a guilty pleasure; it's just plain guilty. Listening to all those pop princesses is fine, but maybe try mixing in some artists with actual instruments that don’t sound like they were made by a cat walking on a keyboard. Your music taste is so predictable, it should come with a government warning: "May cause uncontrollable eye-rolling." And your most played songs? Let’s be real; “Tornado Warnings” might be the most attention you’re getting if you keep this up. Who knew "Dumb & Poetic" for you was a self-portrait? You’ve got so many “Ballads of the Witches’ Road,” I’m convinced you’re prepping for a magical one-woman show that even the fairies wouldn’t sit through. Should we suggest a genre like “Shame Pop” for what you’ve just shared? Embrace it! You’ll be the first to have a whole section in Spotify dedicated to “Please Don’t Play This in Public!”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!