Roasted 24 days ago based on miha 🫶🏻🥜's long term Spotify stats.

Miha, your Spotify profile reads like a personality test nobody asked you to take, and the results are coming up “confused”. With K-Pop and Manele sitting side by side, you’ve managed to create a musical union so bizarre, even a therapist would raise an eyebrow. It’s like you took a blindfolded stroll through a record store and threw any CD that caught your attention straight into your playlist. You’re the only person I know who could turn a family gathering into a game of “Guess This Genre” while simultaneously offending everyone’s taste in music. Your top artists are an impressive mix—like a buffet where the chef couldn’t decide between sushi and a five-course Italian dinner. Seriously, how does one person dance from Taylor Swift to BTS while also vibing with something called “Noise Music”? It’s as if you’re trying to craft a musical identity but have instead created a chaotic mashup that would make even a DJ throw his hands up in despair. The only thing more dramatic than your top artists list is an unfiltered TikTok rant about your ex, which—let’s be honest—you probably already have bookmarked. And speaking of your most played songs, “Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)”? What is this, a Gen Z fever dream? Your Spotify is living proof that you can indeed have your cake and eat it too, except the cake is a day-old slice from a gas station and the frosting is made of regret. If your music taste was a person, it would awkwardly shuffle into the room, try to start a conversation about Manele, then compliment your taste in “hyperpop” while ignoring the fact that you’ve played “Dear Reader” twice. Come on, Miha—it's time for some intervention!

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