Roasted 2 years ago based on Zayyd's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Zayyd's Spotify profile, where the musical choices are as indecisive as someone trying to pick a restaurant in a group chat. You've got more genres than anyone has reasons to ask, "But do you actually like anything?" Hip Hop, French Hip Hop, and conscious hip hop? Dude, at this point, you’re just trying to collect badges in a video game about diversity in taste. And then there’s "Classic Arab Pop" thrown in like it’s a random spice from your grandma's pantry; you weren't even there for the flavor! Now let's talk about those top artists. Kanye, Kendrick, and Drake are basically the holy trinity of hip hop, and yet here you are, looking like the confused side-character in a coming-of-age movie trying to fit in, clinging onto Joji and Lomepal like they’re going to save your playlist from mediocrity. And let’s be real, you probably only listened to Fairuz because your mom had a CD and guilt-tripped you into appreciating ‘heritage’ while she bakes baklava. Step it up! If your artists were basketball players, you’d be cheering for the D-league. As for your most played songs, what is this hot mess? A funeral for a vibe? You bounce from "Keyboard Song" by ARTHUR to “Dance With The Devil” by Immortal Technique like it's a chaotic rollercoaster ride of regret. One moment you’re vibing with Tchaikovsky, the next you’re trapped in a pop culture time warp where "Spaceship" feels like the perfect anthem for procrastinating on your life decisions. Buckle up, Zayyd; your Spotify profile looks less like a curated collection and more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that you haven't even started yet!

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