Roasted 2 years ago based on Leila's long term Spotify stats.

Leila, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card that someone forgot to fill out. Seriously, you're juggling more “modern” genres than a millennial trying to explain why they prefer vinyl over streaming. It’s like you sat down, scrolled through Spotify, and went, “Yes, I’d like every flavor of rock but without any of that pesky originality.” You’ve got enough 'alternative' in here to open a support group for people who can't commit to a single genre. But hey, I admire your dedication to Friday Pilots Club—it's impressive how you’ve managed to make a band whose name sounds like a third-rate flight school your personal soundtrack. With all those plays, I almost believe you’re their biggest groupie. I’d say you’re their unofficial PR agent, except that would require you to get a job instead of endlessly streaming their mediocre tunes and trading in your social life for a playlist. Is the band going to send you a thank-you note when they inevitably collapse into obscurity? And let's not even talk about your 'Most Played Songs.' Congratulations, you’ve set a new record for the most times anyone has ever relistened to songs that sound suspiciously like the 'sad boy' anthems of the late 2000s. If this were a musical, you'd be the star—if that musical was based on bad decisions and questionable taste. At this point, I’m half-expecting to see “Will Of The People” nominated for a Grammy in the “Nostalgia for a Genre that Should’ve Stayed in the Past” category. But who knows? Maybe your playlist will convince the world that sad rock is the emotional therapy we all needed.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!