Roasted 15 days ago based on Franklin swt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Franklin, my man, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s dream and a Christian youth group’s playlist gone horribly wrong. “Phonk” and “Brazilian Phonk”? Dude, when did you start chasing trends that sound like a fever dream of someone who half-heartedly listened to a TikTok ad? It’s like you’re trying to build a soundscape that competes with a blender on full blast while also attempting to sneak in your fifth-grade Sunday school memories. Good luck spinning that at parties—just remember, everyone's exit is gonna be as quick as your descent into utter music chaos! And let’s talk about those “Top Artists.” It’s pretty clear you’ve hit “Travis Scott” harder than he hits those baby mamas, but how many slowed and reverb versions of "SICKO MODE" do you really need to hear? Your favorite song choices make me wonder if your artistic taste is on life support, waiting for the paramedics at “Does it feel like we’ve heard this before?” You can’t tell me that playing “DRESS! - Over Slowed + Reverb” on repeat isn’t just a cry for help mixed with a desperate attempt at nostalgia from a music genre that peaked in a meme. But let's not ignore the genuine concern for your mental health here, buddy. “Christian Hip Hop” is the wild card in your otherwise chaotic set list, and frankly, it’s like inviting a priest to a drug-fueled rave. You’ve got more sub-genres on your playlist than a high school kid has excuses for not turning in homework. If your taste in music could be a person, it would be that one friend who ironically swears they're “not basic” while drinking pumpkin spice lattes and wearing rainbow socks. Anyway, keep doing you, Franklin, but maybe it's time to hit “shuffle” on your life decisions too!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists