Roasted 2 years ago based on clondors's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, clondors, the Spotify profile that looks like a middle schooler's mix tape after a breakup—how much more basic can you be? With a favorite genres list that reads like a BuzzFeed quiz titled "Which Uncle Are You?" you’ve somehow managed to pull off the musical version of a beige wall. You’ve got everything from "Dance Pop" to "Permanent Wave"—congrats! You’ve officially captured the essence of the indecisive teen who can’t choose between a moody playlist and a singalong session. And let's talk about your top artists—they're like a who’s who of “please love me, I promise I'm cool.” Oasis and Arctic Monkeys? Guess you’re still stuck in a late-90s time warp, waiting for the Britpop revival that will never come. Meanwhile, you sprinkle in some Bruno Mars and Lewis Capaldi like a DJ who lost a bet and had to play the sad “hitting on your crush” ballads alongside the “I’ve got a crush on my ex” anthems. I half-expect your playlists to come with a side of angst and an apology note. Finally, your most played songs list is basically a reminder of your emotional cycles. Is there a sadder sight than a person drowning in a sea of Arctic Monkeys songs, hoping for clarity while adopting a soundtrack perfect for evenings spent wishing you kept your music nostalgia in check? Swapping “Live Forever” for a self-help podcast might actually do wonders for you, clondors—just a thought!

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