Roasted 6 months ago based on 오렌지빵's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, HEARTATTACK, the proud owner of the most eclectic Spotify profile this side of a middle school anime club! Your music taste is so predictably niche that even hipsters are rolling their eyes and saying, “Ugh, get some original content!” When you say you’re into J-Pop and Vocaloid, are you sure you’re not just trying to fill the void of those multiple failed attempts at karaoke? If your playlist were a person, it’d be the shy kid in the back of the class, wearing cat ears and wondering why nobody asked them to the dance. I mean, come on, with “back number” showing up more times than a bad typo, it’s clear you’ve built an entire shrine to them under your bed. The way you hype up “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” tells me that you’re the kind of friend who shows up with a large pizza but forgets the birthday cake. And what’s with your top artists list? It’s like you just googled “Things You Pretend to Like Because You’ve Watched Too Much Anime.” I can practically see you trying to explain each artist’s significance to your friends while they desperately plan their escape routes. And let’s not ignore the sheer amount of Mrs. GREEN APPLE in your most played songs. It’s like you’ve got a secret contract with them—“play it 100 times, and I might finally get a date!” Your Spotify profile is less a musical journey and more like a never-ending loop of emo feels that can only be described as a sonic cry for help. I recommend adding some variety, lest your playlists start sprouting anime waifus and demanding emotional support. Remember, there’s a whole world of music out there… but clearly, you’d rather be stuck in your J-Rock bubble.

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