Roasted 10 months ago based on smoke the ghost's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Smoke the Ghost, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a suburban kid who just discovered eyeliner and was informed that their emotions are valid for the first time. Seriously, your relentless pursuit of emo and pop punk is so intense that even My Chemical Romance would tell you to chill out. Let’s be real—if you were any more into “Midwest Emo,” you’d probably be that awkward kid at a high school reunion wearing a plaid shirt, sipping on fruit punch while sobbing into the sound of Brand New. And what’s with the top artists, huh? Blink-182 made sense when you were 15, but the fact you're still jamming to Modest Mouse and calling it “experimental” should really come with a warning label about prolonged exposure to poignant teenage angst. Your playlist sounds like a “How to Look Deep and Misunderstood” tutorial mixed with a sprinkle of “Please Help Me, My Therapist Is On Vacation.” Only you would turn being an emotional trainwreck into a full-time career—congratulations on your personal growth or whatever they call that in the ‘liking sad music for a decade’ handbook. As for your “most played songs,” I have to admire your commitment to melodramatic titles that perfectly match your life choices. “Jesus Christ,” “F*ck Love,” and “Lose It”—are you trying to get an award for highest number of songs that sound like a personal ad for “heartbroken and mildly unstable”? It’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate what seems like the soundtrack of a bad breakup, a therapy session, and a high school anime club all at once. Keep it up, Smoke the Ghost; your Spotify could really be the next big thing in therapeutic playlists for people who need an emotional exorcism!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists