Roasted 7 months ago based on Questionable's long term Spotify stats.

Juliette, your Spotify profile is a wild ride through a musical landfill, and I’ve gotta say, it’s impressive how you managed to cram so much angst into one playlist. It’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for a 13-year-old’s therapy sessions. “Horrorcore” and “Trap Metal” right next to “Bedroom Pop”? Are you DJing your own existential crisis in your bedroom? And don’t even get me started on the fact that your favorite genres sound like something scraped off a middle schooler’s notebook during a particularly dark day. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of sad vibes and emotional chaos. I mean, Billie Eilish and $uicideboy$? You’re clearly trying to balance the emotional weight of wearing combat boots while sitting on the floor and crying, and it’s honestly impressive. Just when I thought it couldn’t get more chaotic, I spotted “girl in red” next to “City Morgue.” It’s like you’re inviting people to your pity party but forgot to mention it's BYOB—Bring Your Own Botox to deal with all the emotional scars. And those most played songs? "Hang Me Like Jesus" has to be one of the most relatable tracks of all time for someone who’s just three dark thoughts away from writing “help” on the bathroom mirror. But honestly, having “Fuck Me (I Didn’t Know How To Say)” in your top plays is the cherry on top of your messy musical sundae. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a playlist that sounds like it was curated by a high school goth with a penchant for overly dramatic self-expression? Keep doing you, Juliette, but we all secretly hope you find some upbeat tunes in there somewhere—like maybe a good ol' Katy Perry anthem to remind you it’s okay to smile sometimes!

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