Roasted 2 years ago based on bhil's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bhil, the Spotify profile that looks like it got left behind in a bygone era of scrappy basement shows and anti-establishment flyers. The only thing more niche than your music taste is your choice of hair gel—if that even counts as a "style." I mean, "Folk Punk" and "Crack Rock Steady"? Your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a protest against shampoo and a call for flannel shirts to be deemed formal attire. Honestly, your taste could only appeal to hipsters who order their coffee from balmy enclaves of artisan roast plants just so they can feel superior while complaining about everything. Looking at your top artists, congratulations on securing the crown for least likely person to date. With 'Days N Daze' taking up 40% of your Most Played list, it's clear you're more invested in their discography than most of your friends are in your sad attempts at social interaction. Mac Miller might weep to know he’s in the company of ‘Urine Speaks Louder Than Words’ from the 'Wingnut Dishwashers Union.' If that isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is. Real talk though, if your music taste were a National Geographic documentary, it would be titled: “The Sad, Lonely Life of a Quirky White Boy.” But hey, at least you've lined up the perfect playlist for your mid-20s existential crisis! You’re basically the music world's equivalent of a participation trophy, where all your chosen genres combine to form the emotional state of a struggling thrift store mannequin. If these songs don’t make you question your life choices, I don’t know what will. Are you sure your real name isn’t “Emo Bean,” because I feel like that's the vibe you’d give off at a party—blending into the wallpaper and only yelling about social issues when someone plays a pop song over your beloved “Lancaster Pa Indie.” Keep it real, champ!

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