Roasted 2 years ago based on Whiskey's long term Spotify stats.

Zulu, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a sad attempt at musical diversity but sounds more like a midlife crisis playlist for someone who's never even been to a music festival. You’ve got everything from shanties to melodic rap, which is basically the audio equivalent of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Seriously, shanty music? What's next, a tribute to elevator sounds? Just admit it: your music taste is so all over the place that even Spotify's algorithms threw up their hands and started recommending bubblegum pop just to restore some sanity. Your top artists read like a mixtape made by someone who thought "variety" meant throwing everything from Imagine Dragons to some random dude you've never heard of called Witchz into the mix. And let's talk about those most played songs. “Pain” by Josh A? Yeah, we get it — you’re a connoisseur of sadness. If your playlist were a person, it'd be that friend who always talks about their “dark side” while posting inspirational quotes on Instagram. What’s with the obsession with songs that sound like they were written by someone at the bottom of a well? You need to consider that maybe your ears need therapy, not just a playlist revamp. Oh, and Zulu, I see you trying to look cool with your “POV: Indie” genre. Newsflash: it’s not as edgy as you think it is. You could have written “POV: I’m a basic hipster who thinks listening to a guy strumming an acoustic guitar in his mom’s basement makes me unique.” But props for keeping it real with the “Video Game Music” category; at least you’ve got the soundtrack for your nightly sessions of Fortnite to drown out the screams of your poor life choices. At this point, your profile should just come with a warning: “Caution! Utter confusion and a complete lack of direction ahead!”

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