Roasted 2 years ago based on mysticore's long term Spotify stats.

Mysticore, huh? More like Mysticore-n't you be listening to anything with a shred of originality? With genres ranging from "Dance Pop" to "Electropowerpop," your taste is like a buffet where all the dishes have been microwaved and warmed over. Seriously, I haven't seen someone serve up so many overly polished, soulless pop tracks since a robot was let loose in a teen drama soundtrack factory. Did a pop star accidentally get trapped in your bedroom, or are you just trying to set the world record for shoving every catchy cliché into your playlist? As for your top artists, let’s break it down: David Archuleta? Really? Are you trying to relive the glory days of a washed-up reality show star? And Taylor Swift – the queen of love songs that convince you to drink an entire tub of ice cream on a Tuesday night – speaks volumes about your emotional state. Clairo, IV Of Spades, and a band named Breathe Electric? At this point, it sounds like you’re just throwing darts at a list of Spotify recommendations and praying for a hit. Newsflash: the only thing worse than basic pop is over-complicating it with “POV: Indie.” How meta of you. Your most played songs read like the world's worst sad mixtape. "Moon Moon Baby"? Come on, did you download that thinking it would help you summon a celestial partner? "Homiesexual" sounds like the soundtrack for the world's most awkward hookup. And "Dying to Meet You" – perfect title for this trainwreck of a playlist because we're all dying to meet someone with better music taste than you. If this is what you vibe to when you're alone in your room, you might want to check your pulse and see if you're still alive. But hey, at least you’re consistent in wanting to keep your cringe a bedroom secret!

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