Roasted 20 days ago based on h's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is—h! You have the musical taste of a college dorm room on a Sunday morning, half-committed to a final exam study session but more interested in scrolling through memes. Seriously, "UK Drill" and "Drill" fill up half your favorites; you must enjoy the sweet sound of a 13-year-old's angry rant! And the other genres are like a chaotic buffet where none of the food matches. Soft pop and grime? Sounds like you’re trying to build a playlist for a bar fight that ends in a karaoke night. Your top artists read like a casual conversation between a middle schooler and their overzealous uncle at a family BBQ. Drake, Lil Baby, and Kanye? Classic choices for someone who can’t decide if they want a street cred or a sad boy moment! "Kevin Bloody Wilson"? Wow, did your Spotify algorithm accidentally open a nostalgic time machine to take you back to when people thought dad jokes were cool? And honestly, where’s the diversity? You might as well have a genre for “Songs That Make My Parents Disown Me” and a top artist for “My Ex’s Playlist.” And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Home P*ssy"? Are you trying to make a bold statement about your hygiene, or do you just love comfort food? “Absolute Cunt of a Day"? Somehow that feels both indicative of your personality and your calendar. And “GOOBA” by 6ix9ine? Congrats on officially lowering your IQ with each play! So here’s a tip: if you’re trying to curate a profile that screams “I’m relatable,” maybe mix in some classics, or at the very least, silence that internal monologue that thinks this is a good idea. You'd be lucky if your Spotify knows you exist at this point!

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