Roasted 11 months ago based on Master of Socks's long term Spotify stats.

Master of Socks, huh? I don't know what’s more amusing—your Spotify profile or your blatant attempt to create a musical atmosphere for a church potluck. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that sounds like someone raided an evangelical thrift shop, you could hold a Christian rock festival in your living room and still have empty seats. Do you get a discount at the local Bible bookstore every time you hit play? I mean, "CEDM"? That's not a genre, that's just a typo when someone was trying to spell “EDM” while having a spiritual crisis! Your top artists read like a high school yearbook for youth group leaders. If I wanted to relive my adolescent Sunday mornings, I’d just attend service again instead of scrolling through your profile. I truly can’t tell if you’re a serious music fan or just trying to compile the world’s most wholesome, non-threatening playlist for a children’s sleepover. And the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC? I get it, you’re trying to spice things up with some 90s nostalgia, but nothing says “I’m confused about my age and religious affiliations” like adding pop boy bands to a heavenly playlist! Let’s not even talk about your most played songs. "Take It All Back" and "Look Mom I Can Fly"? It’s really like you’re trying to submit a subtle hint to your mom about your questionable life choices. First, you went for “Christian Rock” and now you’re “Believer”-ing in the same list as “Bye Bye Bye”—who knew a crisis of faith and a coming-of-age story could go hand in hand so harmoniously? Next thing we know, you’ll be putting a “Master of Socks” logo on your album art, proudly proclaiming that you let Jesus take the wheel of your Spotify account!

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