Roasted 1 day ago based on Maksim Bogdanov's long term Spotify stats.

Maksim Bogdanov? More like Maksim Bored-o-v! Your musical taste reads like a teenage goth’s diary from the '90s, full of angst and a profound dislike for sunlight. Seriously, you could soundtrack a haunted house with your favorite genres. Post-Punk, Darkwave, Cold Wave—are you trying to revive the whole "vampire in a basement" aesthetic? I half-expect a couple of cobwebs and a coffin to pop up on your Spotify Wrapped. If "soullessness" was a genre, you'd have triple platinum! Your top artists list looks like the playlist for an underground art gallery where feelings are mandatory, and joy is strictly prohibited. "макулатура" and "Соломенные Еноты"? In a world full of Drake and Taylor Swift, you decide to follow the musical breadcrumbs of Eastern European underground legends. It’s like you took a wrong turn on your way to a party and ended up crashing the funeral for good music. If your friends don’t think you’re a living dark meme by now, they’re just too polite to tell you! And can we talk about your most played songs? "Eerie Dance" and “Я так соскучился"? You must be the life of the party—or the one who leaves the party early to contemplate the existential dread of existence. Your Spotify algorithm probably suggests more indoor plants because even they seem to have a survival instinct with all that dark energy surrounding you. But hey, keep doing you, Maksim! Just remember that while you may collect vinyls like they’re trophies of despair, you could also pick up a few tunes that haven’t heard a light bulb in over a decade.

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