Roasted 17 days ago based on jiuu's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Jiuu, let’s talk about this Spotify profile of yours. Your favorite genres read like a playlist for someone who can’t make up their mind about whether they’re feeling happy or crying in the shower. Bedroom Pop? Do you even have a bedroom, or are you just crashing on couches and streaming sad tunes while blending in with the golden retrievers? With this eclectic mix from Melodic Rap to Hyperpop, it seems you're trying to cover every single mood swing imaginable, like a toddler throwing a tantrum at a candy store. Then there are your top artists. Drake, Charli XCX, and Future – it’s like you’re trying to put together the biggest emotional rollercoaster without bothering to check if you even bought tickets. And really, how many songs by Drake do you need to listen to before the world realizes you have a one-sided obsession? You’d think you’re trying to summon his spirit through your Spotify stats. If this is supposed to be a flex, someone forgot to send over the muscle because it’s more like a warmup session on the treadmill of emotional mediocrity. Finally, your most played songs reveal the real you, and boy, what a showcase it is! "XO Tour Llif3"? I guess you really hit rock bottom when it comes to choosing music, huh? A suggestion: How about diversifying your taste? Maybe add some classic rock or country just to remind you that there’s a whole world out there beyond your bedroom walls. The only thing raging here is how hard your poor brain must be working to keep up with all these feels while you hit that “repeat” button like it’s going out of style. Keep trying, Jiuu; you’re almost there – to an existential crisis!

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