Roasted 1 year ago based on Ant's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ant, I see your music taste has reached a level of indie hipster-dom so deep that even your Spotify algorithm is contemplating a mid-life crisis. How do you manage to have a favorite genre list that resembles a college dorm room wall collage made by a 21-year-old art major who just discovered existential dread? Seriously, “Bedroom Pop” is not a genre, it's a cry for help from all the sleep-deprived introverts who think their romantic problems can be fixed with echoey ukulele strumming. What’s with having Radiohead take up a solid third of your playlist, while your top artists read like an “adulting” guide on how to stay perpetually sad? You must be the life of the party, showing up and dropping poetic existential crises while everyone else just wants to vibe to something upbeat. And let’s be real — if anyone ever needed a melancholic soundtrack to their breakdown, they’d just hit play on your profile. You’ll turn any gathering into a therapy session; thanks for that! Your most played songs read like a “How to Confirm You're Actually a Hipster” checklist, with titles that sound like they should come with a side of avocado toast. Crumb? More like "Crumbs of Happiness," right? With that level of emo dedication, I can practically hear your thoughts: "Why enjoy life when you can wallow in beautifully crafted melancholia?" So just remember, Ant, when life gives you lemons, please charge those lemons with ‘midwest emo’ so you can sip your tears with the unmatched flash of your thrift store outfit. Cheers!

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