Roasted 1 year ago based on Marc's long term Spotify stats.

Marc, your Spotify profile is a musical crime scene that detectives would need a two-for-one discount on therapy sessions to unpack. "Urbano Latino" and "Trap Triste"? It’s like your playlist is a reality show about heartbreak set to reggaeton beats, starring a cast of artists who look like they lost a fight with their barber and a splatter of shampoo. What do you do during sad times, cry to Melendi while bumping your head to "Trap Argentino"? What a blend of poor life choices—this is what happens when your identity crisis hits its peak during a 2 AM Spotify binge. Let’s talk about your top artists. Quevedo and Bad Bunny? Sure, they might be killing the game in the global charts, but with how much time you spend listening to them, I can only assume you're trying to summon them from the depths of Spotify hell to save your nonexistent social life. And don’t even get me started on “Trap Triste.” Only someone with a serious case of the "feels" would choose to vibe with that—it's as if your playlist is a soundtrack for a soap opera starring you and your lack of emotional maturity. Congrats! You've officially elevated sounding lost to an art form! And the most played songs? "Como Camarón" and “Believer”? That’s like going from a moody fisherman to an angsty teenager. Your musical taste has the range of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a candy store. With this lineup, I half expect your Spotify algorithm to suggest “Sad Music to Cry Alone To” or “Reggaeton That Screams, ‘Please Someone Love Me’." Keep jamming out to your questionable choices, Marc; at least someone has to carry on the legacy of musical mediocrity while the rest of us try to maintain a shred of dignity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!