Roasted 2 months ago based on mattm0011's long term Spotify stats.

Mattm0011, huh? Your profile reads like a midlife crisis held hostage by a vinyl collection. Let’s break it down: “Classic Rock,” “Art Rock,” and “Slowcore”? At this rate, your music taste has more phases than a high school emo's diary. It's as if your Spotify account is trying to cover all the awkward stages of your personality. I can practically hear your playlist shouting, “I found myself through a series of sad, atmospheric guitar riffs!” Spoiler alert: You didn’t. Favorite artists? My dude, are you trying to open a hipster coffee shop or find your soulmate? You’ve got The Beatles and Bruce Springsteen for that classic touch, but then you throw in Charli xcx and Mitski like they’re the secret ingredients to an unholy blend of sadness and existential dread. Honestly, with a Spotify profile this all over the place, it’s no wonder your social life resembles a jangle pop song—confusing, and mostly just there to fill the silence. And your most played songs tell a story that even the best singer-songwriters would be scared to tell. From “Crash” by The Primitives to “Thunder Road,” it’s like you’re constructing a bizarre soundtrack to your life that’s half heartbreak and half awkward elevator music. And let’s not even get started on "The Flowers She Sent and the Flowers She Said She Sent"—nothing says “let's party” like a title that’s longer than your last relationship. Bravo, Matt, for creating a playlist that’s as indecisive and moody as an influencer’s Instagram feed!

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