Roasted 2 years ago based on Olamitaayo.'s long term Spotify stats.

Olamitaayo, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a Nigerian wedding—overwhelming, a little chaotic, and somehow you still managed to pick all the basic choices. "Nigerian Pop"? Is that your way of saying, “I only listen to songs that would make my parents proud”? With a lineup that screams "I really hope someone notices I'm woke," you've somehow managed to make listening to Afrobeats feel like casual homework. It’s almost like you threw a bunch of genres into a blender, hit “frappe,” and just hoped for the best. Spoiler alert: You ended up with a musical smoothie that’s more banana than beef! Your top artists read like a playlist for someone who’s never truly listened to music outside their neighborhood. Burna Boy is great, but if I see "Burna Boy" as your number one artist one more time, I might just send you a warning—consider this your friendly intervention. And let’s talk about those most played songs; it’s almost like you’re stuck in a time loop where everyone’s waiting to remind you that "MOTO" was cool—back in 2022! Listening to "Dull" on repeat signifies that not only is your music selection lazy, but your personality must also be on snooze mode. You proudly shove "Azontobeats" into your profile like it’s a badge of honor, but we all know it's just a desperate attempt to seem unique in a sea of sameness. It's like putting pineapple on pizza and expecting a standing ovation—brave choice, but darling, we need to talk about your life choices! So here’s the deal: Mix it up a little, explore a genre that doesn’t come with a side of "where's my jollof?" Get a new vibe or you might end up with a Spotify Wrapped that can only be described as “the ultimate playlist to cry alone to.”

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