Roasted 2 years ago based on Favour John's long term Spotify stats.

Favour John, your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list for the world's most confused DJ. With more genres than you have actual friends, you’ve somehow managed to create a playlist that sounds like a Sunday service collided with a Nigerian block party. “Naija Worship” followed by “Afrobeats”? Talk about an identity crisis! It’s like trying to be the life of the party while simultaneously leading a prayer circle—good luck fetching the holy water after all that heart-pumping music. Your top artists are a cavalcade of spiritual empowerment and Afrocentric vibes that could only belong to someone who thinks “multicultural” is a personality trait. You’ve got everything from Dunsin Oyekan to Adele, which is basically saying "I lift my hands in worship, but I’ll also crank up 'Someone Like You' when I get that midlife crisis at 2 AM.” And let’s be honest, we all know “Audiobooking” doesn’t count as an artist—you probably just have a secret dream of listening to self-help books while claiming you’re “cultured.” And then there’s your most played songs list, which features more church anthems than a Sunday school choir on caffeine. “Worthy of My Praise” followed by “Angel” sounds like your playlist was curated by someone who's trying to get into heaven through sheer musical volume. If your musical taste had a physical form, it would look like a giant, swirling disco ball of contradicting emotions, floating in a sacred space between “please forgive me, God” and “let’s get this party started!” At least you know how to keep things interesting, even if it’s purely for the amusement of anyone who scrolls through your distinctly multi-genre circus of sounds!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists