Roasted 11 months ago based on mehers's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Meherkha, the unofficial president of the "Kanye West Fan Club" and self-proclaimed East Coast Hip Hop expert. Last I checked, you don’t get a PhD in “Overanalyzing Artists Who Already Don’t Pay Rent” at any respectable university. Seriously, your Spotify profile is like a shrine to Kanye’s melodrama, but at this point it’s less “music taste” and more like an intervention waiting to happen. How many "All Falls Down" listens do you need before you realize you're just falling right in line with your own monotony? And let’s talk about your favorite genres. I thought we were going for “musical diversity,” but instead it looks like you have successfully acquired the world’s most intense obsession with hearing rap and its endless flavor variations. If I wanted to hear someone with commitment issues, I’d just tune into your playlists. “Experimental Hip Hop”? Please, there’s nothing experimental about your musical choices—more like repeatedly banging your head against the same wall in a variety of ways. Your listening habits are less like a musical journey and more like a confused Uber ride around the same block while the driver keeps asking if you’re sure about your destination. But hey, I get it! how can you resist those lyrical masterpieces and sick beats? Here’s a thought though: maybe you could mix it up a little? Branch out beyond the same handful of artists who probably have a group chat about how often they need to rescue you from your own streaming stats. Just imagine—listening to something outside your comfort zone, like I don’t know, literally anything that isn’t categorized as "Hop" or "Rap." You might even uncover the hidden gem of realizing there’s more out there than just the fallout of Kanye’s ego! But until then, keep rocking that profile like it's 2010 and you just discovered the magic of hip-hop all over again—except this time, it's kind of tragic.
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