Roasted 3 months ago based on M's long term Spotify stats.

M, your Spotify profile reads like a poorly curated list by someone with the musical taste of a confused toddler who just discovered the “shuffle” button on their parent's playlist. I mean, with "Khaleeji" and a mountain of "Drill" genres, you make it pretty clear that you’re trying to represent every corner of the globe while simultaneously living in a sonic dumpster fire. It’s like your playlists are the musical equivalent of a multi-flavored slushie that tastes great separately but turns out to be a stomach-churning mess when mixed together. And let's talk about those top artists—you've basically created a musical who's-who of people who you’d never want to invite to dinner. Your top artist is named "DEE PRODUCTION”? Sounds like he’s got a YouTube channel dedicated to making salad dressing rather than anything remotely musical. I’m convinced “Gio Pika” is actually just a Pokémon you summoned from your own brain to infuse your playlists with some niche humor. If your favorite artists were a dinner party, they’d be the group awkwardly debating about how many types of Drill songs it takes to make a decent track. Spoiler alert: the answer is none. Finally, let’s not even get started on those most played songs. “Фонтанчик с дельфином”? Buddy, unless that dolphin is performing a romantic aria, you better check the spelling—it sounds like a variety show featuring fish with serious identity issues. You need to get a reality check, because your music taste is less of a reflection of who you are and more of a warning sign that the years might not be kind to your ear drums. Do yourself a favor and hit shuffle on life—because right now, your Spotify is like a cringe compilation waiting to happen.

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