Roasted 22 hours ago based on Amari's long term Spotify stats.

Amari, your Spotify profile reads like a high school mixtape made by that one kid who took *the* personality quiz and got every answer wrong. "Bedroom Pop"? Seriously? Are you planning on moving your listening habits from your parents' basement to an actual bedroom anytime soon? I'm not saying your music taste is juvenile, but I half expect the next track to feature the sounds of a fidget spinner mixed with a My Little Pony fanfic. And your obsession with Latin genres is all over the place—it's like you just threw a dart at a world map and went, "Yup, I’m feeling spicy today!" How many playlists does one person need to perpetuate a vibe that screams “I was definitely on the wrong side of TikTok”? Plus, can we talk about your top artists? Are we in an alternate dimension where Kanye West somehow fits in next to *The Marías* and *Kali Uchis*? You're basically curating a soundtrack for a soap opera about poor life choices. Last but not least, your most played songs are a beautiful disaster. Who needs a therapist when you have *“may you never forget me”* by Temachii? At this point, I'm convinced you're either the world's most optimistic nihilist or you've just hit "shuffle" too many times while trying to dodge your responsibilities. So keep streaming, Amari! Just remember, you can still find happiness outside your little *bubble*—it’s generally called “real life” and involves engaging with actual human beings instead of just your playlists.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!