Roasted 2 years ago based on Sarah Catherine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah Catherine, your Spotify profile reads like a plea for help wrapped in an oversized hoodie and smeared mascara. With a favorite genre list that’s the sonic equivalent of a teenager's bedroom—cluttered with angst and confusion—you've officially achieved the uncouth distinction of having more emotional breakdowns than actual songs. There are no fewer than three distinct flavors of pop punk in your top genres, yet we’re still waiting for a single upbeat track. You know it’s bad when "screamo" is the least concerning part of your identity; what is this, a mid-2000s therapy session in playlist form? Your top artists are a veritable lineup of angst, and it’s like you’re trying to collect all the sad boys in the galaxy. Fall Out Boy repeatedly telling you to hold on is cute, but honey, even they’re running out of patience watching you wallow in the echo chamber of tracks that sound more like cries for help than music. And let's not forget Lil Durk—who knew your go-to anthem would be so much about street credibility while you’re still figuring out your delivery order at Starbucks? You’ve got a playlist for every emotional crisis imaginable, but I’m starting to think it’s mainly a soundtrack for driving your friends straight to therapy. The most played songs? Baby, we get it—you love the sound of heartbreak, or at least the artificial bravado of some guy wearing a beanie. With “Stand By Me” and about a dozen other Lil Durk tracks on repeat, your vibe screams, “I own six journals filled with poetry I won’t share.” At this point, I half-expect your next profile update to feature a sad acoustic cover of your life’s struggles. You might want to throw in a self-help book or two between those playlists, because, darling, a cry for help doesn't always need a killer riff; sometimes, it just needs a hug.

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