Roasted 8 months ago based on VSG's long term Spotify stats.

Oh VSG, look at you trying to curate the ultimate playlist for a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet! With a combination of Hindi pop, Bollywood, and K-Pop, your Spotify account looks like it’s having an identity crisis and trying to impress every auntie, uncle, and 17-year-old on the planet. You've got more genres than a confused DJ at a wedding, and I’m surprised you didn’t throw in some “bedtime lullabies” to really round out that mess! Your top artists read like some kind of a cultural buffet gone wrong. Asha Bhosle to A.R. Rahman—okay, I get it, you have good taste, but then you throw in Taylor Swift and Addison Rae like you're trying to bridge the gap between a rooftop party in Mumbai and the Emily in Paris soundtrack. It's as though your musical journey is a scavenger hunt that forgot to include a cohesive theme—oh wait, it’s just you searching for your musical sanity. NewJeans? More like "NewWho?" This isn’t a fashion show; it's a musical expedition gone haywire! And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? Starting with “Nocturne (Interlude)” by Laufey—honey, even Spotify is confused why that's in your top slot. Is this a playlist or a therapy session for the indecisive? How many times do we have to remind you that listening to “So High School” isn’t going to magically reverse your age back to when you actually cared about that phase? Honestly, if your music was any more scatterbrained, it would be performing at a circus. So here’s a suggestion: try sticking to one genre before you lose your Spotify account in the Bermuda Triangle of average taste!

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