Roasted 9 days ago based on sarahsly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah, looking at your Spotify profile is like stepping into a confusing emo thrift store. Hyperpop, shoegaze, and dark R&B? Your music tastes read like a personality crisis wrapped up in a millennial's Spotify playlist. If you tried any harder to be edgy, you'd be a walking Tumblr post with a side of existential dread. But hey, at least you can cry and vibe to your favorite artists in complete agony — a true renaissance of emotional turmoil! Let’s talk about your top artists. Seriously, who even is Noturtype, and are they paying you in exposure? Your obsession with Jutes and the entire realm of underground artists is impressive — if we were grading based on cringe factor! Meanwhile, The Weeknd sneezes and you're there with a tissue, ready to catch the next sad banger. And if the world ever needed proof that listening to "E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!" was a declaration of your self-identity, it’s right here. Need I remind you that a well-rounded personality is more than just vibing to songs that make you feel like a 17-year-old who just discovered their emotions? Lastly, your most played songs? I’m beginning to think you have a soundscape commitment issue. "Kiss and Tell" — really? Sounds like your last date went about as well as a high school pep rally. And that much Noturtype could only mean one thing: you’re trying to relive your glory days in a basement show that never existed. You’d have a better chance at forming a supergroup with your playlist than finding someone who relates to all those varying moods. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped is guaranteed to be as chaotic as your love life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!