Roasted 1 year ago based on Red's long term Spotify stats.

Cedd, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who just discovered angst and has been stuck in a time loop ever since. With more metal genres than your local Hot Topic has T-shirts, it's clear you're trying to compensate for something—maybe a serious lack of sun or social interaction. "Nu Metal"? Really? You must think you're so edgy, but we all know you’re just one pair of JNCO jeans away from full-blown dad-rock crisis mode. At this rate, the only heavy thing in your life is your taste in music and the emotional baggage you refuse to drop. Your top artist list looks like the lineup for a festival that's perpetually stuck in the early 2000s. Avenged Sevenfold on repeat? I mean, I get that you want to feel like a misunderstood goth kid sipping on Mountain Dew in your parents’ basement, but come on! Are you trying to summon an army of angst-ridden teenagers or just avoiding therapy? It's 2023, and your top picks are still headbanging like it’s 2006. Even Borislav Slavov is concerned for your mental stability—you know it’s bad when a video game composer has to reassess his life choices based on your playlist. Now let's talk about those most played songs. "Chainsaw Charlie"? Sounds about right, because your music taste is like a chainsaw to the face—painful, loud, and frankly, a little disturbing. You’ve got tracks that make me question if you secretly moonlight as a horror movie villain. “God Has Fallen” sounds like your self-esteem on a bad day, and “A Little Piece of Heaven” is what you tell yourself when your social life collapses into the very 'couch potato' lifestyle your playlist suggests. If you ever find that “Hero Of The Day,” do us all a favor and have them rescue you from your own Spotify profile.

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