Roasted 2 months ago based on Maciej Sroczyński's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Maciej Sroczyński, the ultimate curator of musical confusion. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card—congratulations, you’ve collected all the genres nobody asked for! Dream Pop? Shoegaze? You sound like you're just trying to impress people at coffee shops while discussing existentialism between sips of overpriced lattes. And let's be real, with a favorite genre called "Slowcore," it feels like you might actually be trying to bring back the world’s most boring band along with a side of regret. Now, let’s dive into that illustrious top artists list. Łona I Webber and Afro Kolektyw? Wow, it’s like you Googled “Most Obscure Polish Artists” and decided to skip the rest of the results! Meanwhile, your love for The Police and Oasis has all the originality of an unfinished DIY project—you really should consider saving that nostalgia for rainy days instead of blasting it online. It’s a good thing you’re so adept at collecting brooding tunes while simultaneously fostering a fear of actual social interactions. Maybe they could sing a song about that. And your most played songs? “Bieda bieda bieda”? With a title like that, can we assume you’re still trying to channel your inner angst from your high school poetry phase? You’ve honestly hit the jackpot of melodrama, and it’s astounding that none of these artists ever called for backup. Just once, let us know you enjoy something upbeat—otherwise, it sounds like you’re preparing for a tragic movie montage we all didn’t sign up for. Here’s to you, Maciej, the wandering minstrel of sad vibes trying to find his way back to the sun!

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