Roasted 2 years ago based on parkstadit's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Parkstadit, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that screams "I want to party like it's 2010!" Your favorite genres list reads like someone took the glow sticks from a rave, threw them in a blender, and hit puree. We get it—you're a devotee of all things euphoric and big room, but it’s clear you’re one wub away from being trapped in an endless DJ set with no escape. At this point, calling you a fan of EDM is like calling a fish a fan of air; you need to check for gills! Let’s talk about those top artists and your shocking obsession with Dj Aquana—who, let's be real, sounds more like a forgotten character from a low-budget sci-fi flick than a real DJ. I mean, David Guetta and Armin van Buuren are practically giants of the genre, yet somehow you manage to make your profile feel like it’s got its own gravitational pull towards the obscurity of one-hit wonders. If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Your Eyes” by Dj Aquana, I’d probably still be broke, because who even pays to listen to a guy whose real name probably involves two numbers and an underscore? And let's not even get started on those most-played songs. With titles like “Love In A Benz” and “Pa-Pa-Parkstad (Rave Style),” you’ve officially won the gold medal in the Olympics of cringe-worthy song names. It’s like you’ve collected the worst attempts at lyrical depth and strung them together into a playlist that perfectly encapsulates your taste—light on talent, heavy on auto-tune. So, raise your glow sticks high, Parkstadit! It’s a wonder you haven't turned into a DJ yourself with a playlist that should be used as a cautionary tale for all aspiring artists.

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