Roasted 25 days ago based on Psyglitchv's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Psyglitchv, or as I like to call you, “The Human Playlist of Regret.” Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis on a rollercoaster that goes straight into a dumpster fire. With options like "Horrorcore" and "Trap Metal," I can only assume your life’s goals include scaring the neighborhood kids and making sure they know you’re cooler than their parents (which, let’s be real, isn’t a high bar to clear). You’ve got enough “Dub” in here to make people think you’re just trying to remix your last remaining shred of dignity. Your top artists list could use a serious existential check. "$uicideboy$"? With musical taste like that, I'm surprised you haven’t started a side hustle as a motivational speaker for people who want to give up on life in style. And let me tell you, the only time "Cypress Hill" should be relevant to anyone is when they're trying to figure out how to manage their impending medical bills after a long night of questionable decisions. I hear "Memphis Cult" is releasing a new song — maybe you should convince them to pay you to stop playing it. Finally, your most played songs prove that you’re on a relentless quest to be the human embodiment of an “if it exists, there’s a TikTok for it” meme. If "I’d Rather Die A Big Death, Than Live A Small Life" is your mantra, maybe take a hint from your own playlist and try out a few happy songs for a change. At this point, even your Spotify algorithm thinks it’s time for an intervention. But hey, keep grinding; at least you’ll always have that niche appeal of being the only person who inspires their friends to find a new identity. Good luck with that!

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