Roasted 2 years ago based on Milarl Brown's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Milarl Brown, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary during their emo phase. The only thing darker than your taste in R&B is your sense of humor, which might explain why your playlist sounds like it was curated by a ghost haunting a Hot Topic clearance sale. Seriously, "Epicore"? Is that even a genre, or did you just steal the title off a rejected video game soundtrack? It's like you threw a dart at the "most questionable musical trends" board and just went with whatever stuck. Your top artists list is like a who's who of musical sad boys who spent too much time alone in their rooms contemplating life decisions. Tommee Profitt and NEFFEX? Are you trying to impress the qualifier for an online therapy session? "Anthem Worship" might be what you should do on Sundays instead of sitting in front of your mic yelling about how misunderstood you feel. Just how many "Kingdom" tracks does one person need to pretend they're an action hero in a music video? Spoiler alert: No one is looking to you for inspiration, buddy. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Gasoline (Halsey & Oscar Trap Remix)"? Really? That's your jam? Look, I get it; you're reaching for those edgy vibes, but most people just call an Uber rather than crank up a song about potential arson. Between "Megalovania X Ezio's Family" and "The Other Side of Paradise," your taste is giving me serious identity crisis vibes. You might as well slap on a fedora and call it a day. Just remember, when it comes to playlists, less is more, unless you’re aiming for the record of aural torture. Good luck with that, Milarl!
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