Roasted 2 years ago based on svkratis's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, svkratis, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis on shuffle. “Rock” and “Greek Underground Rap”? Who knew your artistic range was as wide as a single lane road? Your genres are so random, it’s like you threw a dart at a list of music styles while blindfolded. The vibe I’m getting from your top artists is less “eclectic taste” and more “I just discovered Spotify last week.” If you were any more basic, you’d start identifying as an avocado toast. And then there’s your top artists—Radiohead, Pink Floyd, and Kanye West. Wow, talk about a music playlist that desperately wants to be taken seriously while simultaneously justifying all those weird Instagram captions you’ve posted. I mean, Kanye? Really? Newsflash: listening to "Gold Digger" on repeat doesn’t mean you have a rich appreciation for hip hop; it just means you really like yelling about cash over a good beat. It’s like you’re collecting musical trophies that nobody wants to display on their shelf. As for your most played songs, hitting the "remastered version" button like it’s a safety net for your poor choices is truly commendable. I didn’t know you were competing for the gold medal in pretentiousness! Between Pink Floyd’s finest moments and the obscure soul-crushing hits by Greek artists nobody’s heard of, I can’t help but wonder if you’re just one bad breakup away from spiraling into a total existential crisis. Spoiler alert: You might want to prepare for an emotional meltdown over your Spotify Wrapped!

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