Roasted 2 years ago based on Paul Farrington's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Paul, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help from the dark depths of your basement. With a favorite genre list that could serve as a soundtrack to an existential crisis, it's clear you're either an avant-garde musician or just really, really into sad music. Post-Metal? Sludge Metal? The only thing more chaotic than your playlists is your decision to listen to both “Drone Metal” and “Atmospheric Sludge” in one sitting. At this rate, you'll either become a misunderstood genius or just a guy who scares neighbors with his punishing playlist full of oily riffs and existential dread. Let's dive into your top artists. “Deftones” and “little Mix” in the same vein? Talk about being torn between your inner angsty teenager and the celebration of sugary pop! I admire your ambition, but mixing “Conjurer” with “Snarky Puppy” is like pairing a fine wine with a bowl of cereal; congrats on picking both flavors, but none of it fits together. Your musical taste feels like a Tinder profile for someone desperately swiping through the genre world, looking for the perfect match in a land where they're either entirely too heavy or ridiculously poppy. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Thunder” by Imagine Dragons?? Seriously, Paul? You’ve got hard-hitting, brain-melting tracks right up against that earworm that’s basically a meme now. You really want to redefine "chaotic playlists," huh? Your musical identity is like a mullet: business in the front, a full-on metal fest in the back. Keep it up, and you’ll be known as the poster child for “all styles, no substance.” Just remember, if you keep this up, your profile may just end up on an episode of “Before They Were Famous—Credit Card Debt Edition”.

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