Roasted 1 year ago based on Rosemary's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Roe Walter, let's talk about your Spotify profile. You’ve got more genres than actual listeners, and let’s face it, “Shoegaze”? More like "Shoegaze-off-into-the-void-because-no-one-cares"! With your dream pop and slowcore combo, it’s like you’re trying to sedate the entire world with your music choices. Congrats on being the only person keeping the post-punk scene’s pulse alive while simultaneously performing music’s equivalent of a sloth in molasses—slow and ponderous to the point of no return! Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, but even your choices scream, "I spend too much time alone and need therapy." Sade? More like sad, with that entire depressing vibe you’ve got going on. And if I have to hear one more track by The Cardigans, I’m liable to start a one-person mosh pit in your honor, purely out of pity. Seriously, Piero Piccioni? I didn’t know we were time traveling back to the 70s to find random composers to “relate” to—what’s next? An entire album by elevator music? And let’s address your most played songs: "The First Taste" and “Hey, Who Really Cares.” Seems like your playlist should come with a warning: “Caution: May induce existential crises.” At this point, the only thing you might love more than Fiona Apple is a solid therapy session. But you do you, Roe. Just remember, when it comes to music taste, balance is key. Maybe throw in a banger or two next time? Or are you saving those for your impending mid-life crisis playlist?

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