Roasted 17 days ago based on wigglefart's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s wigglefart—an artist name so quintessentially charming, it sounds like the sidekick of a cartoon character who can’t stop talking about their latest gluten-free diet. Your favorite genres read like a middle school art project gone wrong. “Egg Punk?” Really? Did someone throw an omelet at a synthesizer and call it a genre? And let’s not ignore that “Happy Hardcore.” Tell me more about how you party until midnight—before crashing out by 9 p.m. with a bowl of Count Chocula. Your top artists read like the roster for a funeral of 2000s emo culture—screaming so loud even the echoes are trying to jump out of your headphones and find a more sane auditory experience. Mindless Self Indulgence? More like Mindless Self-Destruction; it's a wonder your speakers haven't filed for a restraining order with how hard they’re willing to suffer through those five consecutive tracks. And “Nero's Day at Disneyland”? I can only assume you've become so disconnected from reality that you've decided the happiest place on Earth needed a soundtrack that sounded like a dystopian nightmare. You know, your Spotify looks like it was curated by someone who fell into a weird rabbit hole of chaos and decided they had to stay there. Your most played songs are practically a cry for help; “Get It Up” sounds like something you yell when you realize you forgot to set an alarm for work. It's a real glow-up moment when your song titles best reflect your social life. Here’s hoping you expand your horizons beyond just wigglefarting around the same list of artists and find something that doesn’t make the average listener want to pull out their hair.
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