Roasted 1 year ago based on Alexi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alexi, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile screams "I’m emotionally unavailable and I need my daily fix of sad boy tunes." Seriously, if I had a nickel for every Frank Ocean song you've played, I'd have enough to buy you a therapist. Do you ever listen to anything that isn’t drenched in angst and longing? I’m half-expecting your most-played to be emotional support letters to your ex. And let's talk about your taste in artists — it’s a playlist straight out of a hipster's wet dream. Congratulations, you've collected more R&B artists than actual friends! I mean, nothing says "man-in-the-mirror introspection" quite like an obsession with The Weeknd and Lana Del Rey. You know what they say, misery loves company, and your Spotify is trying really hard to convince us you’re a misunderstood genius rather than someone watching too many “deep” TikTok video essays. Then there's your genre list. “Experimental hip hop”? Is that your way of saying you couldn’t figure out how to pronounce “guilty pleasure”? Between West Coast vibes and alternative R&B, I can’t tell if you're trying to revolutionize the music scene or just procrastinating on your actual life. Pro tip: you might want to diversify that playlist, unless you’re planning on getting an honorary degree in brooding and self-reflection. But hey, keep doing you — even if "you" is one sad love song away from a full meltdown.

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