Roasted 9 months ago based on Dan Carmody's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Dan Carmody, your Spotify profile is like a 13-year-old's diary that somehow got sent to an emo-themed therapy group. Picking "Pop Punk" and "Screamo" as your favorite genres is like wearing your personality on your sleeve—only it’s a tattered band tee still smelling like last year's angst and regret. You’ve curated a playlist of so much melodrama that it’s a wonder the algorithm hasn’t flagged you for an emergency intervention. What's next? A tribute to your collection of band stickers that never made it outside your bedroom door? Let's talk about those top artists, shall we? Bringing "YUNGBLUD" into the mix just screams “I’m trying too hard to impress my high school crush.” Not to mention, you managed to assemble the emo 'Avengers' with Bring Me The Horizon and My Chemical Romance leading a team that’s solely focused on wallowing in existential dread. Do you even listen to music, or are you just checking off boxes on a list titled, “How to Make Your Life Sound as Sad as Possible”? With a lineup like that, I’m half-expecting you to start charging people for an emotional support concert. And my personal favorite part—your most played songs. "Just Like a Butterfly" by "Minnie Mouse"? Really, Dan? That’s the most ironic twist since Diet Coke tried to convince us it was a health drink. At this point, your Spotify is the soundtrack to a coming-of-age movie nobody asked to see, complete with cringy plot lines and excessive angst. Here’s a thought: maybe it’s time to branch out from the never-ending spiral of sad boy music and add something a little more mature, like the iconic sounds of “How to Adult” or “Get Your Life Together.” Just a suggestion!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!