Roasted 2 years ago based on tørchbearer's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ロク系, the human walking Spotify playlist for a midlife crisis that hasn't even started yet. Your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary mixing unrequited love with an identity crisis. K-pop? Check. Metalcore? Definitely a cry for help. It’s like you threw darts at a board labeled "shameful musical choices" and just went with whatever stuck. Honestly, it’s a wonder you haven’t turned into a musical version of a confused chameleon, vacillating between "I could be your boyfriend" and "I would like to end my existence" in the span of a single playlist. Your top artists are giving major "I love to scream in the shower while crying over my last relationship" vibes. Seriously, every time you press play, do you instantly regret the life choices that led you to a place where ENHYPEN and Ice Nine Kills coexist? It’s like you’re trying to simulate the experience of a musical buffet where everything sounds great until you realize half of it is expired. And while we’re talking about your obsession with boy groups, it’s safe to say you’re one "sticker on the back of your phone" away from collapsing into K-Pop fanfiction. But the pièce de résistance has to be your most played songs. “Insomnia”? Maybe you should consider trading in your headphones for a good night’s sleep instead. The only thing “Bills” and “Polaroid Love” have in common is that they both make it painfully clear that you might need to reevaluate your relationships—in both music and life. So here’s a thought: instead of drowning in a sea of K-Pop and half-baked metalcore, step outside your comfort zone and let the world know you’re not just a walking genre identity crisis. Or at least give us all a break and update that playlist before we start wondering if you're preparing for a dramatic teen movie montage.

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