Roasted 2 months ago based on thach's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Thach, I see you've got the perfect playlist for a middle school sleepover, complete with more BLACKPINK tracks than a dedicated K-Pop shrine. Are you trying to summon a boy band to your bedroom? You must be the only person on this planet who has “Hyperpop” listed as a favorite genre while also double-dipping on “Southern Gothic.” I mean, what are you trying to do—take a road trip with a scarecrow that can’t stop twerking? Your top artists read like the love child of a confused pop star and a Vietnamese buffet menu. You’ve got BLACKPINK, Taylor Swift, and Lana Del Rey, which sounds like the soundtrack for a dramatically empty TikTok video where you cry over overpriced iced coffee. And can we talk about your most played songs? Six BLACKPINK tracks—someone call a doctor because it looks like you've got a serious addiction to their catchy choruses. I didn’t know you could have a hangover from too much glitter! And then there’s “Southern Gothic” popping up in your favorite genres. Are you secretly writing a novel about tragic farm animals? With “Pop Soul” and “Vietnamese Hip Hop” thrown in there, you’re trying to be the modern-day Walt Whitman of Spotify, but let’s face it, you’re just a walking algorithm trying to connect the dots between your last online quiz results. Just embrace who you are, Thach. You’re the only person vibing hard to “Vinahouse” while the rest of us are out here just trying to survive the musical apocalypse.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!