Roasted 23 days ago based on Carly Brodsky's long term Spotify stats.

Carly Brodsky, your Spotify profile is like a soundcloud for teenage heartbreak and club rat nostalgia. I see you're into genres that sound like they were created by throwing a bunch of electronic instruments and a four-day-old Red Bull into a blender. “Stutter House”? Really? What happened, did your audio interface suffer a seizure? Congratulations on single-handedly keeping the “House” genre alive—too bad it’s not the kind of house anyone would want to live in. And your top artists? It's like a playlist for the indecisive party-goer who can't decide between TikTok and a basement rave. One minute you're belting out Miley Cyrus’ best like you're auditioning for "The Voice,” and the next you’re vibing with Diplo, who’s probably just as confused about how he got mixed into your emotional rollercoaster. Sabrina Carpenter and Tate McRae share the same reality as "That Friend Who Only Dates Red Flags"—no surprise you’re suckered into their loops of angst and cringey lyrics. Let’s talk about your most played songs—it’s basically a cry for help played on repeat. “I Think I Like You”? Honey, maybe it's time to step out of the EDM echo chamber and actually, I don’t know, *talk* to someone? And who knew “Sally, When The Wine Runs Out” was your jam? Here’s a tip: By the time that song ends, your life priorities should’ve been sorted out and you're still streaming it like it’s the only therapist you can afford. So bump your bass, Carly, but let’s hope the only thing stuttering is your music taste—'cause right now, it's giving “I can’t even.”

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