Roasted 9 months ago based on Loranstokman's long term Spotify stats.

Loranstokman, your Spotify profile reads like a sad mixtape from that one friend who insists that being a 'fan' of music means blasting the same three artists on loop like it’s the peak of 2016. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I heard “Hartslag Van De Stad” over the past week, I could probably fund your musical therapy sessions. I get it—dipping between Nederpop and Gangster Rap is an ambitious undertaking, but it’s the musical equivalent of trying to sell a hot dog at a fancy dinner party. No one asked for it, and clearly, you’re not hosting it either. Your top artists read like a lineup for the “Who’s Who of 2017’s Biggest Regrets.” Having Lil Kleine as a favorite is like wearing a “World’s Okayest Rapper” badge with pride. And what’s with the diverse genres? You’ve essentially created a Spotify playlist that resembles a buffet where all the food is expired. “Old School Hip Hop” and “Drill” are fighting for dominance while “Nederpop” sits quietly in the corner, wondering if it should just go home and reevaluate its life choices. If your taste in music were a dinner, I’d politely ask for gluten-free, dairy-free, and most importantly, taste-free options. And let’s talk about your most played songs—wow, I didn’t realize we had a time machine in here! “Liegen Voor De Rechter” followed by “DMDD” on repeat must be setting some sort of record for the most questionable choices made this side of 2023. If your playlist were a person, I’d recommend it get a makeover and sign up for a class on musical evolution. Better yet, let’s put on some blindfolds, spin you around, and see if you can pick a genre that doesn’t make me want to go back to 2003 and hide in my mom's basement.

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