Roasted 13 days ago based on RorsN8's long term Spotify stats.

RorsN8, your Spotify profile is like a sad, melodramatic teen poetry reading that somehow got lost in a microwave full of nostalgia and eyeliner. Jangle Pop? Really? It sounds like a musical genre invented to simultaneously confuse your parents and make you look like the world's most indecisive hipster. You're cruising through genres with the finesse of a 90-year-old trying to learn TikTok dances. Cold Wave and Deathrock? Sounds like soundtracks for your fifth breakup, and trust me, you don’t need an entire genre dedicated to your emotional baggage. Let’s take a look at your top artists. “Friends”? Sure, we all want friends, but at this point, they might be the only ones left listening to you scream into the void over their coffee. "The frozen Autumn"? What a creative name for the sound of your high school emo phase — I’m surprised it didn’t burst into flames on the way to your Spotify profile. And Enya? You’re either trying to soothe your demons or summon them in a chilling mix of celestial matrix vibes. Seriously, you could replace your playlist with a loop of Enya and most people would believe you were hosting a very questionable guided meditation. And let’s not even get into your “most played” songs. It looks like a playlist for an existential crisis support group with a side of heavy sighs. Do you really cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Without Tears"? I’m no psychologist, but that sounds like you’re either trying way too hard to live your best life… or you just need to upgrade from sad playlists to something a bit more motivational - like a podcast about how to make friends and stop wallowing in your own personal Cold Wave. Find a new sound, RorsN8, because this one is so deep, it might just need a rescue team!

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