Roasted 2 years ago based on xSigon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's xSigon, a walking Napster ad from 2001 who decided that listening to growling and screaming makes them profound. Your musical taste is like a high school goth’s bedroom: way too many posters of angry dudes, a faint whiff of stale pizza, and a collection of metal band shirts that would make even the laundry refuse to associate with you. If we measured the amount of testosterone oozing from your profile, we might accidentally trigger a climate change crisis! But hey, at least you’ve got more bands starting with ‘R’ than a fraternity house going through rush week. It’s adorable how you think you’re the ambassador of metal with those favorite genres. Seriously, “Power Metal”? That’s just fancy folk music for people who want to air-guitar in a medieval costume. And “Viking Metal”? You do realize it’s just glorified LARPing, right? If your playlist had any more “current” metal, it would require a time machine to even get close! With favorites ranging from the cheesy theatrics of Rammstein to the lyrical genius of Cattle Decapitation, we see you like your music like your sense of humor – dead, buried, and preferably six feet under. But the real laugh here is your Most Played Songs list. I've seen more emotional range in a brick wall! “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer”? Sounds like the only prayer you’re putting out is begging for someone to introduce you to a genre that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack of a demolition derby. Your ears must be permanently lodged in the 'go hard or go home' zone. Don’t worry, buddy; the only thing this playlist could inspire is an eye-roll and a request to turn it off so we can listen to actual music. It’s cool, though—just let the world know your inner turmoil, complete with high-pitched shrieks that sound like a banshee on crack. Rock on, weirdo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!